MY DOG'S THOUGHTS ON THE MAILMAN

I LOVE TO HATE THE MAILMAN,
AND HIS MAILMAN WAYS.
HIS UNIFORM REPELS ME,
EACH AND EVERY DAY.

I BARK TO LET HIM KNOW IT,
I DON'T WANT HIM AROUND.
I'M SURE I LOOK FEROCIOUS,
A REGULAR OLD HELL-HOUND.

HE DOESN'T BRING ME LETTERS,
HE'S MACED SOME OF MY FRIENDS.
JUST IN THINKING OF HIM,
MAKES MY FUR STAND ON-END.

I LOVE TO HATE THE MAILMAN,
AND HIS MAILMAN WAYS.
I JUST WISH HE'D STOP A MOMENT,
TO COME INSIDE AND PLAY.